What felt like the most romantic place on earth, it seemed obvious that there would be fertility totem poles everywhere with the male "business" front and center.
This stone guy is by the pool at our hotel in Mo'orea. Just swim right up to the schlong!
Close up of the fella at the hotel in Pape'ete walking down to the public bathroom.
Or is that pubic bathroom?
Same hotel, same totem in Pape'ete. Just from farther away.
Geez, that's quite something!
First day, first hotel, first totem genitalia on display. Yay!
On Bora Bora, there's an old famous restaurant, Bloody Mary's. The floor is covered in sand and the place has island charm all over it. The half-outdoor men's room has a not-so-clever sign in case you forgot why you were there.
But at the urinal at Bloody Mary's, you have to pull the chain to get the water to flow. And of course the handle at the end of the chain is a penis.
I mean, OF COURSE it is!
