Third in the Polls

Now THAT'S the kind of politicking I like to see! Just stop with the locals and throw one back. I'm eagerly awaiting the pictures of Prez Obama swallowing gulps of Guinness in Ireland, whiskey in Kentucky, and maybe some vino in Napa. It's gonna happen, I know. He's not like his mother fucking predecessor.
CAPTION: Running third in polls in the race for prime minister, Israeli Defense Minister and Labor Party leader Ehud Barak stops for a cold one at a pedestrian mall in Rishon Lezion, Israel.

Free Grand Slam

Denny's gave out free Grand Slam breakfasts today, causing pandemonium at many restaurants. Come on, you fucking cheap bastards! The meal is like $6 for fuck sake! Stay home, make your own. Or better still, eat some fucking fruit! Would it kill you to try some bran cereal with skim milk?

If you squint real hard, you can see these 2 fat kids heading over from McDonald's for some more fat, cholesterol, childhood obesity and imminent death before the age of 25.

Fucking fat Americans! Bring on the Type 2 diabetes! The pharmaceutical companies and morticians need you! Stimulate that fucking fat-assed economy!

Lunch today