Butternut Squash

So I'm at Farmer's Market today and decided to buy butternut squash for the first time. I'd read how to cook them and thought of giving them a whirl.

As I scanned the huge selection, I decided on this little guy. Yes, I thought it looked about the size of male genitalia. I chuckled inside. When I went to pay, the woman said to me, "That looks about the portion for one?"

I nearly fell over with her unintentional double entender! Once home I decided to continue the adolescent joke and am posting this picture.

Tsk, tsk!