Free Grand Slam

Denny's gave out free Grand Slam breakfasts today, causing pandemonium at many restaurants. Come on, you fucking cheap bastards! The meal is like $6 for fuck sake! Stay home, make your own. Or better still, eat some fucking fruit! Would it kill you to try some bran cereal with skim milk?

If you squint real hard, you can see these 2 fat kids heading over from McDonald's for some more fat, cholesterol, childhood obesity and imminent death before the age of 25.

Fucking fat Americans! Bring on the Type 2 diabetes! The pharmaceutical companies and morticians need you! Stimulate that fucking fat-assed economy!