Pumpernickel

According to this packaging, in Germany pumpernickel is like Viagra.


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. Anything that has to do with your stool is Viagra in Germany

. WTF?

. I love it! The darker and stronger the better!

. Okay? So how does pumpernickel fit in with your "secret" veiled ice cream run? I don't get it?

. Does it get your dick hard?