My Lunch today

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Trader Joe's commercial

This dude is quite talented. He shot this on his Palm Treo. It's quite clever. And going to Trader Joe's often, he is spot on!

R.I.P. Blossom Dearie

Not much of a "video" but the singing? Heaven!



Read the obit here.

Grammy 09: Brief Recap

I could only stomach about an hour of the Grammy telecast. Man, that was some boring shit, for the most part. Here's a brief summary of what I saw:

U2's rocking opening number - can't wait until that CD drops.

Coldplay just seemed tepid compared to U2 and down right embarassing in those costumes. I love Chris and boys and much as anyone, but damn, get a stylist.

Carrie Underwood. Loved, loved, loved this song. Drinking, being a slut, waking up married... everything a good country song should offer, plus rock n roll and a female guitar solo. Carrie's legs rivaled Beyonce!

Whitney Houston was high, I'm sure of it. It's just so sad to watch her. And that dress? Um, I've seen it like 100 times before on women who can fit into it (get the right bra, Whit!)


Woo hoo to Robert & Allison! Best Fucking Album of the year!

Third in the Polls

Now THAT'S the kind of politicking I like to see! Just stop with the locals and throw one back. I'm eagerly awaiting the pictures of Prez Obama swallowing gulps of Guinness in Ireland, whiskey in Kentucky, and maybe some vino in Napa. It's gonna happen, I know. He's not like his mother fucking predecessor.
CAPTION: Running third in polls in the race for prime minister, Israeli Defense Minister and Labor Party leader Ehud Barak stops for a cold one at a pedestrian mall in Rishon Lezion, Israel.

Free Grand Slam

Denny's gave out free Grand Slam breakfasts today, causing pandemonium at many restaurants. Come on, you fucking cheap bastards! The meal is like $6 for fuck sake! Stay home, make your own. Or better still, eat some fucking fruit! Would it kill you to try some bran cereal with skim milk?

If you squint real hard, you can see these 2 fat kids heading over from McDonald's for some more fat, cholesterol, childhood obesity and imminent death before the age of 25.

Fucking fat Americans! Bring on the Type 2 diabetes! The pharmaceutical companies and morticians need you! Stimulate that fucking fat-assed economy!

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