Playground Penis Rocket: Fail

Every good playground deserves a giant silver phallic statue at it's entrance. Yea, okay, it likely meant to look like a retro rocket. But instead, it looks like a pocket rocket. Ribbed for her pleasure, no less.

Bars on Church Window: Fail

In god we trust, but keep your hands off our Catholic shit!

The cross-shaped bars? Nice touch.

Thank you, jesus.

Lunch today at Wayside Noodles

The menu called it "Bun Tom Thit Nuong". But I didn't find any "thit" in there. It was delicious!

Bumps, Lumps, Humps, oh my!

Sometimes the smallest of things catches my focus and I can't get it off my radar. Take for example some street signs around town. I always thought of them as "speed bumps". When did they become the more sexy, "undulations"?


If it's not a "bump" then it must be a "lump"? Sounds stupid.


Or maybe it's a "hump". But I can't tell the difference between a "lump" and a "hump".


With all this sex talk - humping, lumping, undulation - the obvious choice where to do it is on a "table"?


I swear those city guys must be cracking themselves up.

The Cars "Blue Tip"

The boys first single in 24 years (glad you're back, Rick). I like it!

Can You Spot The Errors?

Good sandwiches. Bad speller. The extra "e" (over and over) kills me.

Comic of the Week

In these delicate times, a budget analyst pulls numbers out of his ass more than the general public will ever know!