Monday, May 23, 2011

My Advice to Laura

Go to bed early
Write a filthy poem
Throw away old lipsticks
Organize your blouses by color
Drunk dial an old love

Take a laxative
Eat mystery meat
Throw something in the recycle bin that should be trash

Watch CSI with the sound turned off to see what it's like being deaf
Or watch a CSI blind folded to see what it's like being blind

Predict when the Rapture will occur
Then make a back-up plan

In Depends love...bye

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